Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Famous St Joseph teacher quotes

They will never know what i get up to.... (until now)
Just some of their well - known quotes:

Mrs Mahony- 'Ritio then', just do these few on the board.' (It ends up being 2 boards full )
-'Put your hand up if you agree.'
She scares me to pieces.Best maths teacher alive.

Mr Harris- 'Don`t sit there talking, you have work to do!'
- 'You must do the work!'
He believes it is possible that if you run into a brick wall a million times for the rest of your life, one day it will be likely that you actually walk/fall through it (totally insane and unbelieveable).We asked him to prove it and he can`t.He can flick a coin and it will land on its side.Wow, what a genius. He yells at people when they ask an innocent question.It`s very sad. Loves his HP laptop.

Mr Connell- 'As simple as that!'
- Typically/generally speaking'
- 'This point in time'
- 'Ripe old age'
-'There is no to ways about it'
Complete and utter obsession with room 203. Fantastic teacher.

Mr Goodwin- 'Put a sock in it'
- 'Get out (after class)
He believes that making movies and commenting this blog is more important than marking my assignment. He still has my year 7 assignments in hostage and my year 9 yearly exam.What a shame. Needs to improve organisational skills. Awesome english teacher.DARK KNIGHT, MOLDY COFFEE CUP.

Mr Bartlett - 'Get back in your right seat'
It`s hard to keep your eyes open.The other day i woke up and looked around the classroom during a double and everyone had their head down on their desk.He was talking to himself. He
expects we can understand the one-worded messy notes here and there in our book.

Mrs Hewitt - 'Stand up if you are talking'
I want Mrs Cunningham back lol.Can`t recall learning any japanese this year or last year.

Mr Webber- 'I will have to check on that'
Good times, good times. I still remember her science diagrams she drew.I don`t think she knew what they could be interpreted as by her students.

Mrs May- 'I will send you to Mr Seymour'
God help my friends who have her.

Any other suggestions?? Feel free to comment=]=]

7 comments:

  1. HAHA!!!!!i have no idea wat this has to do with english or anything but its great.

    i just have a few to add

    Ms Mahoney: Tie your hair back, seriously,i expect her to say it to me one day

    Mr Cox: "AHHHH THANKYOU!!!!!"

    Ms May: "Listen i've had enough"
    "Get out of My class"


    Well done marie, cant wait to see what other people come up with.

    Goodwin has WAY to many to name!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Mrs Melville: "okay..."

    she somehow manages to fit it in to EVERY single sentace!!!

    Mr Bartlett: *insert [often negative] personal remark about alex's family here*

    grr.

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  3. "I'm a stress bag."


    I'm liking your description Marie. Hahah.

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  4. ok hahahahaha this was funny.
    ummmm


    mrs mahony " get on with it then"

    and mrs kijko and her shocking drawings.... there's too many for connel btw.. lol
    i'd LOVE to se what goodwin has to say about this

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  5. MRS NAOMI EAGLTON: ALEX BAILEY BE QUITE.

    all she ever does is pick on me :( and turns the fan on when i suppodibly "miss-behave"

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  6. HAHAHAHAH,
    haha there are some really good ones everyone has come up with, but everyone has forgotten that connell alwayyyyys says EFFECTIVELY!!
    "well, effectively blah blah hahaha!
    and when mrs mahony gets a stupid question she loves to belt out "THIS IS A RECORDING!" OR, "ARE YOU IN A CONE OF SILENCE"?!!
    and the sheets she gives us are always "It is a gift from me to you"! (usually when issaac asks if we can keep it!) hahahaha
    "Ahh year 10, this isnt a very good start to the lesson, cmon now!"-Mr Perrin


    Jarrod

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  7. Mrs sheridan: Don't challenge my ability-ya(hold that note lol)

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